locomotion

Ciara: Do you have a boyfriend?

Me: Nope.

C: Come on, Ashley! Just get one already!

M: But Kiki, what if I see a guy I like and get too nervous!?

C: Oh my gosh, here’s what you gotta do.  You just have to pretend he’s Justin Beiber and then sing to him.

M: Sing to him? What song should I pick?

C: Hmm, maybe something like “Who Let the Dogs Out.” Then, after you sing you get one point!

M: That’s a great idea.  How many points do I need to earn before he will go on a date with me?

C: Ten. Probably. 

M: Jeesh, I’m way behind. I have zero points right now.

C: Take it from me girly Gashley, I already have like 9 points with Cody. He totally loves me. He even kissed me at school.

M: Woah. That sounds serious. I need a boyfriend so we can go on a double date.

C: Does that mean we get to eat TWO DINNERS!?

M: Yes love, yes it does.