February 2012
13 posts
Never get so attached to a poem you forget truth that lacks lyricism. And never...
– Joanna Newsom “En Gallop”
January 2012
25 posts
What a bunch of Mularkey!
Colin: Ashee, are you eating ice cream!?
Me: No. This is medicine.
Colin:...
I’ve been bulimic for years…I just aways forget the purging part.
– Dad
Great article for aspiring Journalists →
Sidenote:
What is the deal with Zak Efron and Michelle Phifer getting cast as love interests in all these movies? There’s like a 30-year age difference between them. They don’t even look normal together. I am not convinced and to be honest, a little creeped out by it.
Ps. I don’t mean to be such a Debbie in all these posts.
Pps. My mom does not condone my post about marriage. She...
Revelations about the sexes
I do believe I have discovered why most marriages fail. Or rather, why girls get married too young, or to someone who is completely wrong for them: resulting in a failed marriage. I think it has something to do with dating boys in their 20’s. Unfortunately for us lady-folk, we mature faster than our pre-pubescent-acting 20-something boyfriends, which allows for us to care more about the...
December 2011
23 posts
I guess it’s time for me to be choosing my New Year’s Resolution(s)…
The problem with New Years is that I have terrible luck on this night. By that, I mean that there is only one New Years Eve that I actually remember having fun. ONE. How sad? It was the last night of 2008 and all of my closest friends gathered at Brian Robertson’s apartment. I drank quite a bit so I...
The Kids and I dancing to Rihanna’s “We Found Love” Apparently, Ciara has learned how to dance from a jerky-hyperactive robot. The best part is Christopher dancing provacatively about 3/4ths of the way through. Shortly after this video, Colin bashed his front teeth on the back of Christopher’s head…it’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt. OYE.
5-year-old wisdom...
Ciara: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Nope.
C: Come on, Ashley! Just get one already!
M: But Kiki, what if I see a guy I like and get too nervous!?
C: Oh my gosh, here’s what you gotta do. You just have to pretend he’s Justin Beiber and then sing to him.
M: Sing to him? What song should I pick?
C: Hmm, maybe something like “Who Let the Dogs Out.” Then, after you sing...